Happy Birthday Matthew Speedy Bahen

Oh the wonder that is Matthew Speedy Bahen. He's 34 today...I know...can you believe it? I just wanted to share some Matt moments with you all (assuming anyone checks this.)
I remember him when:
He was the biggest con artist as a kid. Getting us younger kids to do his chores with big promises of our favorite candy bar in exchange. Never got that king size Butterfinger Matt!
He was a big ol' smart A. 'Member when he dressed up like a slave with a black eye and called mom "massy" when it was his turn for the dishes.
He was always full of hot air. He didn't get dishes all the time and the nick name Stinky up at Scout camp for no reason.
He was quite the athletic health nut. All I have to say is "legs." He had the craziest popeye legs I've ever seen. And he wouldn't eat potato chips or drink soda his whole high school career. (remember his bologna science project.)
St Matthew won't kiss girls and can't wait to go on a mission.
Comes back from mission ready to marry any girl that would sit still long enough and kissing them all.
Years of dating random chicks and looking for the Saturday's Warrior moment. "I've seen that smile somewhere before."
Courting Melissa and calling me and mom daily for advice and encouragement. Way to go Melissa for finally giving the guy a challenge.
Finally finishing school (kind of) and getting married and having babies. All you ever wanted to do just a little later in life.
I love you Matt. Hap Hap Happy Birthday!